Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Scandale!

A rumor has surfaced on the eve of the 6th Annual Luna Cycles Big Deal Fantasy Tour de France presented by Uncle Chuck's New School Pregreaser, the only solvent you'll ever love. Suspicions about Team Luna Cycles directeur sportif, Richard Fish, have begun making the rounds of the internet. Dubbed "Operation German Exchange Student", involvement of Mr. Fish with one or more individuals claiming to be foreign exchange students from Germany may provide a link to Team Luna Cycles and the use of hidden motors in some team members bicycles. Details are sketchy, but we feel it our duty to keep the general public informed.
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