Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Scandale! update

Sources inside the engineering firm in Germany have confirmed some of the details of the breaking scandal dubbed "Operation German Exchange Student" in this year's Luna Cycles Big Deal Fantasy Tour de France presented by Uncle Chuck's New School Pregreaser. This photo (dated from early 2010) shows an early prototype of the hamster powered hub mounted motor allegedly found on some of the Team Luna Cycles bikes during the pre-fantasy tour technical check. Our sources in Germany have confirmed that the current generation of genetically modified hamsters provide an average wattage output of 2 to 3 watts in addition to the wattage exerted by the rider. We will continue to update you with details of this breaking scandal as they surface.
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