Raise your hand if you're doping...Lenoir, NC (LC Press)- The Amoury Fantasy Sports Organization has officially declared all results by Moises Duenas, Ricardo Ricco, Manuel Beltran and Leonardo Piepoli void and has recalculated all results for affected riders. Further, a fine of 1 double iced Americano is levied against Team Not Caught Yet and Team Far North. It is not necessary for either team to completely withdraw from the Luna Cycles Fantasy Tour de France presented by Uncle Chuck's Depilatory Cream for Men, "For all your hard to reach hairy places!" at this time.
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Oh great and honorable one who gives points and taketh them away; oh how utterly powerful and remarkable your point maintenance skills. It is with the utmost respect that Team Low Road presented by Lick Log Biological Testing Labs cautiously petitions you to get it right with our results from stage 13, wherein Robbie McEwen finished in second just behind our team's only sprinter, Mark Cavendish. As crazy as it seems, McEwen did actually get a top three, and more importantly, we (I) did not get the points associated with that placing.
By the way, team Too Far North will not be testing Ricco's fluids at Lick Log Labs as his blood is so tainted that we fear it would break our equipment.
Best,
Low Road
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