Thursday, May 14, 2009


Williamsburg, VA (LC Press, Int'l) - Accusations by the Rock Racing team were leveled against the Luna Cycles Fantasy Giro d'Italia and its parent organization, the FALD with regard to a scoring irregularity following yesterday's stage. In typical Rock Racing fashion, ds Max Dyer threw baseless accusations of a conspiracy against his team out to the press in an effort to exert some bizarre form of pressure on the respected and august FALD organization.

In a statement released this evening, the head of the FALD said, " We regret any inconvenience to the Rock Racing team, but an error was made in scoring yesterday. After extensive investigation, we have concluded that the source of the error lies with the complimentary Rock&Republic jeans that each member of our organization received prior to the start of the Fantasy Giro d'Italia.  Our head of medical services has determined that the extremely tight jeans caused a severe lack of blood flow to each of our commisaires brains and renedered them incapable of thinking clearly.  The problem has been rectified."

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