Williamsburg, VA (LC Press, Int'l) - Accusations by the Rock Racing team were leveled against the Luna Cycles Fantasy Giro d'Italia and its parent organization, the FALD with regard to a scoring irregularity following yesterday's stage. In typical Rock Racing fashion, ds Max Dyer threw baseless accusations of a conspiracy against his team out to the press in an effort to exert some bizarre form of pressure on the respected and august FALD organization.
In a statement released this evening, the head of the FALD said, " We regret any inconvenience to the Rock Racing team, but an error was made in scoring yesterday. After extensive investigation, we have concluded that the source of the error lies with the complimentary Rock&Republic jeans that each member of our organization received prior to the start of the Fantasy Giro d'Italia. Our head of medical services has determined that the extremely tight jeans caused a severe lack of blood flow to each of our commisaires brains and renedered them incapable of thinking clearly. The problem has been rectified."
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6 comments:
The jeans! Of course. And all along I thought it was because RR had fired all their riders, hoping to hire them back for the upcoming weekend. Boy, was I way off.
Charles B
It's all about being cool Charles B, and firing riders is cool. Period.
M. Ball
And to the "powers that be", we are launching a new line of cut-off jeans (to hit the lower $200 price point that we are missing). They're cool. We'll send you some. You'll look cool. And we'll win that big race in Italy. Period.
M. Ball
Are they testing anyone? I have not seen one positive test from the whole Giro. I mean one week into a Grand Tour without a doping scandal, how is that possible? I think they must be following the NFL, NBA, MLB plan(Don't ask, Don't test,)
Eddy Winkler
The cutoffs sound sweet DS Max D, but I'm really waiting for the denim skinsuit to be honest. Any timeline on that?
DS Charles B
I just poured an entire bottle of Weyerbacher Hops Infusion IPA in my nostrils. I can now levitate, but only over movie theater carpet.
Sweet fancy Moses!
Jason
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