Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Epic flail

Lenoir, NC (LC Press) - Utter amazement shook the fantasy peloton as it became apparent today that Shawn Moore, Director of the Luna Cycles Fantasy Giro d'Italia, admitted he had nearly forgotten his own event was approaching. "It just kind of snuck up on me...", Moore commented. But after his slip up, Moore was quick to point out that this year's Luna Cycles Fantasy Giro d'Italia sponsored by Big Chuck's Drive-thru Economic Stimulus Service and Pizzeria will be bigger and better than ever before.

While the format remains the same, the competition will prove to be fiercer as many of last year's director sportifs return a year stronger and wiser. This edition of the race will feature a prize list that may include a double date with Mario Cipollini, a pink Ferrari, and Luna Cycles branded merchandise. Many will enter, only one will win.



All entries are due in by noon, Saturday May 9th.

Don't forget: Cycle to Serve is this Saturday. Don't miss it! And don't forget to support Jeremiah Dyer's post ride bike wash fundraiser! Jeremiah is raising money to go to the USA Cycling junior training camp. The kid is a total motor and I look forward to seeing him get better and better. Get your bike washed to support his racing future!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will there be beer penalties if one of my guys turns out to be a dopper (AGAIN)?

Eddie

brewmeister said...

Eddie, maybe peer banalities!
Shawn, this is a tough job, picking three all rounders!