Saturday, June 28, 2008

New Product Newsflash!

Ever felt that you just weren't getting the maximum comfort out of your saddle and chamois combo? Felt dissatisfied by various chamois cream products? Ever wanted to know what US Time Trial champion Dave Zabriskie's crotch smelled like? Well the answer to all of these questions can be found right now, at Luna Cycles!

We now proudly stock DZNuts chamois cream for your chamois-time pleasure! Pleasantly scented and slicker than snail snot, DZNuts is designed for LOTS of time in the saddle.



From the packaging:
Proper MAINTAINTANCE of the perineal area is essential during high level training and racing. Nothing can ruin stage race success faster than an infected saddle sore.


It truly is time to wet your chamois with excitement!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Best idea since mixed nuts! Please reserve a gallon for me! Peter P.