Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Day 3 Dauphine surprise

Lenoir, NC (LC Press)- Little success among the teams is keeping things close. Team Mahagoff still leads, but the point differentials aren't enough to say there is anybody walking away with this one... yet.

In other news, Julian Pomme de Terre, head of the UFCI has announced that an investigation is being opened regarding allegations that both GS Spurtschnookers and Team Birra Carolini are involved in a performance enhancement drug ring. An unidentified witness has testified to FADA that both teams have been using a new substance made from orange juice and cat urine. Ricardo Cabeza, FADA commissioner, was unable to be reached for comment at press time.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

An attorney for team Birra Carolini Julio Gato, vehemently denies the allegations. Furthermore he has filed a request for investigating the scoring commission. There were three second places listed on Tuesdays stage. Our Institute of Cycling Physics, based in Florida USA, has instructed Senor Gato to push for an investigation. A spokesman for GS Spurtschnookers says that organization will will contribute to the investigation.

Anonymous said...

"Valve" 19 seconds better than Evans and Leipheimer. Me thinks me smells Fuentas again?

Eddie